Notsofunni Jokes

This blog is getting so quiet that I can hear Yee Seng's snores all the way from Bukit Panjang! So I'm here to add some colour and ,hopefully, laughter to it.

Here goes:

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me.Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my reportbook tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going toHong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail yourmathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and onWednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?"
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to lookat her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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and my all-time favourite one..


Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

Your handsome Accountant,
Rain