Dear notsofunnians,
results are out today, I hope everyone did well, and proceed on the the 3rd year. I just wanna let you guys know I really had fun with all of you during these short times. The purpose of this letter to say.. Good bye
In the past, I always used to disturb kenneth saying that he will be together with BX, and I would always disturb leon with another China girl, a.k.a "Tam Tam", but little did I know that they got the last laugh - I was thrown into BX's class. Shut up Kenneth, I can hear you laughing away in egypt.
Now, don't get me wrong, I passed all modules too, but due to Karma-nic(is there such a word?) reasons, I believe I finally got what I deserve for my notorious mouth, language and constant bullying of yee seng. But strangely enough, yee seng is also in BX class with me. It must be due to Karma-nic reasons too - for burning away his innocent fats when all they did was to blob alongside with him.
So, this is a letter of goodbye. Please do not jeer at me and yee seng if we're seen holding hands with BX or Tam Tam. We (or rather, Yee Seng) have no choice.
Goodbye to:
1. Leon - thank you for providing me with stories about you to make me feel how loserish I am. When I go over, I shall help you spread the news and advertise on your abilities, and say I was the one who taught you EVERYTHING!!
2. Hong Yi - thank you for not picking up my calls or answering my smses MOST OF THE TIME
Im sure your intention was to help me save on my hp bill (as well as yours)
3. Kenneth - thank you for being there for me, I will always remember how bony u look in shorts, and the night when you shared the sofa with michelle.
4. Yee Seng - no need thank you la, we on the same boat =D
5. Serena - thank you, i will miss your witch laughter and hot magnum outfit =)
6. Sin Yee - thank you for my birthday present last year, but seriously I still have trouble figuring out where to drink from it
7. Amanda - thank you for all the ugry (as steven lim pronounced it) pics i took in the first sem, and I STILL HAVE THEM MUAHAHAHA
8. Michelle - thank you for being the butt of all jokes. I hope i can find someone like u there for me to disturb.
9. Jasmine - thank you for giving me rides in BB. I will miss da tou, xiao tou and man tou. If you ever get another turtle, i have a request - to name it after me, tu tou.
10. Geryll - thank you for teaching me the importance of using a condom plastic bag, but im sorry, that information would be useful maybe like, 10 years down the road?
11. Kailin and WeiKen - thank you ppl for entertaining me and making me hungry whenever i see you kailin =)
Goodbye people..
Your Grieving Accountant
T.T
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