Dedicated tO Zhang Yang Sheng

hOney, this, i dedicate tO u.
tat'll be us sOme years dOwn the rOad.

lOve,
Guardian Angel.

FOrever

this is wad i call FOrever Baby.

lOve,
Guardian Angel

Notsofunni Jokes

This blog is getting so quiet that I can hear Yee Seng's snores all the way from Bukit Panjang! So I'm here to add some colour and ,hopefully, laughter to it.

Here goes:

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me.Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my reportbook tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going toHong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail yourmathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and onWednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?"
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to lookat her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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and my all-time favourite one..


Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

Your handsome Accountant,
Rain

Kenneth's Birthday Celebration!

Celebrated Kenneth's birthday on 14th march.

Notsofunni-ians =)

last but not least, introducing our new couple of notsofunni :

mich and her "honey" !!! (:

Happy 19th BIRTHDAY KENNETH!

I wish Kenneth a very Happy 19th Birthday On behalf Of all Notsofunnians!
May u dO well in ur studies and be e mOst successful pilOt in Singapore!
All e way HOney! *Opps* i mean Kenneth!!!


By: Guardian Angel, Michelle

New Department

Dear all,

It seems that our company has been having some problems lately, one regarding some staff hoping to be promoted to toilet aunty or something. To this, I have come up with a plan, which is to open a new department, led by our members, Geryll, Kailin and WeiCan who shall be appointed as "H.O.P.E"

"H.O.P.E" stands for "Head Of Pest Extermination". Hopefully, with those hopeful individuals, we can have more peaceful days ahead and lesser sexual harrassments done to our boss, who has been suffering from mental shock and twitching at home now.

Please support me.

Thank you very much.

Your accountant,
Jing Zhi

P.S: Don't disappoint us "H.O.P.E"s, you'll all we have now.

mich and the vote

*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
serena, vOte fOr me
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
give me ur suppOrt can?
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
?
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
for?
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
prOmOtiOn
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
NOOO
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
NO WAY
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
y lei?
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
ll
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
LOL
Dun wan
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
pls la
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
i wanna be angel Of nOtsofunni lei
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
dun wan HODA le
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
NO WAY
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
lol
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
y lei?
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
give ur reasOn ma
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
no reasons
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
u very bu zhi zhu
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
always wan to promote
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
hahas
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
wher gOt always
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
ji jiu yi ci ma
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
*jiu jiu
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
u suppOrt me i suppOrt u fOr ur natiOnals ma
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
den u dun support me lo
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
lidat threaten how can
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
hahahs
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
wOw
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
like tat ar
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
dun wan my suppOrt le ar
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
my suppOrt is very impt u nOe?!
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
cos u threaten wad

MICH THREATEN ME, so i hereby announced that my vote is not taken into consideration LOL!

lovayaall! BYE
-meiqian.

VOTE FOR ME!

Hey guys, Our dear BOss Yuchen has agreed tO prOmOte me as e Guardian Angel Or ChOcOlate angel On e cOnditiOn Of having at least HALF Of e notsofunnian's suppOrt. i prOmise Miracles and peacefulness! sO wad are u waiting fOr?!

VOTE FOR ME NOW! via Our TagbOard~

yOu wOnt regret.


Smiles =)
Michelle

PrOmotiOn PLEASE!~

Dear all,

I wOuld like tO request fOr a prOmotiOn. I have been pOstitiOned as the Head Of DOmestic Affairs fOr a very lOng and draggy periOd. I strOngly believe that it is time fOr me tO be prOmoted. I am nOt asking fOr much, nOt any GM pOsition. I suggest the pOsitiOn Of Guardian Angel Or perhaps ChOcolate Angel Of Notsofunni.Co. I will definately create Miracles fOr you, my nOtsofunnians.

Please consider it carefully and i hOpe tO hear frOm yOu asap.


Yours sincerely,
MICHELLE =)