Chiang Chiang Chiang~
Important notice to all NSFians,
this thur is apparently the last thursday of the month,
so it's time for everyone (hopefully) to be present again for another of NSF gathering!
Be sure to make that day free!
xoxo,
Webmaster (:
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
A letter of Thanks
Dearest notsofunnians,
Firstly, I would like to give thanks to those who had voted for me, without you guys (and girls), I wouldn't be typing this letter of appreciation. My goals for the year is simple, to earn more (from nuffnang), and organise more outings for everyone, and hope that even though we're no longer in the same class, but we're still as bonded as the way we were, having fun, talking cock.
Ok I suck at this, let me tell u guys a joke ok?
So michelle and I were studying at macdonald, and this family came in with 3 kids(triplets), one of whom was hiding with his uncle at another table, so michelle pointed at the 2 kids and was asking the mom who was sitting beside us "are these 2 yours?"
The mom pointed at the 3rd child who was sitting directly behind us and said "triplets actually"
And michelle just ask again "so.. are they ALL yours?"
I never felt so embarassed in my life!
The dad actually replied "Nope, these 2 are ours, the other pick from dustbin one" Thank you michelle, this is going into my hall of shame.
Then seeing how michelle was engrossed inmolesting the kids, the uncle actually asked "so when you two getting one?"
I nearly burst out saying "but guy and guy how to have baby?!" but then again, michelle voted me to be president la.. =/
So, anyway back to topic, we've some changes in the brog recently, Wei Hung is now formally our photographer! *clap clap* (very zhi bian, zhi dao, zhi yan hor? ownself say ownself clap), and Kailin ismy the secretary, and Geryll being our new driver *clap clap* (-_-").
Theres also a few changes in post, for example, Kenneth is now the finance minister, and I personally wanna change Jasmine's post to be our company's lawyer, any objections? Also, our ex-president, Yee seng is now post-less, some heartless guy post on tagboard saying wanna put him as kopitiam uncle ah, janitor ah or some head of STD. So, is there any post you guys wanna give yee seng? Or should he stay as M.M Lee? You guys decide, also I heard rumours that Serena wanted to change her post to be "ghost catcher" or something, I think you would be quite bored as a ghost catcher as the only catch you're going to get is mic.. never mind =)
Ok, im just joking michelle, and anyone, if any, mentioned in my joke, don't take it to heart, and if i offended you in anyway, dui bu qi! =)
So, with that, I wish everyone all the best in the common test, and lets meet up when its over yea? Jia you!
P.S: As usual, i like to end off with a joke(although i already did, but i guess this is bonus or something), or a picture for the day
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded "You fool! You've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down.
From youraccountant Lao Ban
Jing Zhi
Firstly, I would like to give thanks to those who had voted for me, without you guys (and girls), I wouldn't be typing this letter of appreciation. My goals for the year is simple, to earn more (from nuffnang), and organise more outings for everyone, and hope that even though we're no longer in the same class, but we're still as bonded as the way we were, having fun, talking cock.
Ok I suck at this, let me tell u guys a joke ok?
So michelle and I were studying at macdonald, and this family came in with 3 kids(triplets), one of whom was hiding with his uncle at another table, so michelle pointed at the 2 kids and was asking the mom who was sitting beside us "are these 2 yours?"
The mom pointed at the 3rd child who was sitting directly behind us and said "triplets actually"
And michelle just ask again "so.. are they ALL yours?"
I never felt so embarassed in my life!
The dad actually replied "Nope, these 2 are ours, the other pick from dustbin one" Thank you michelle, this is going into my hall of shame.
Then seeing how michelle was engrossed in
I nearly burst out saying "but guy and guy how to have baby?!" but then again, michelle voted me to be president la.. =/
So, anyway back to topic, we've some changes in the brog recently, Wei Hung is now formally our photographer! *clap clap* (very zhi bian, zhi dao, zhi yan hor? ownself say ownself clap), and Kailin is
Theres also a few changes in post, for example, Kenneth is now the finance minister, and I personally wanna change Jasmine's post to be our company's lawyer, any objections? Also, our ex-president, Yee seng is now post-less, some heartless guy post on tagboard saying wanna put him as kopitiam uncle ah, janitor ah or some head of STD. So, is there any post you guys wanna give yee seng? Or should he stay as M.M Lee? You guys decide, also I heard rumours that Serena wanted to change her post to be "ghost catcher" or something, I think you would be quite bored as a ghost catcher as the only catch you're going to get is mic.. never mind =)
Ok, im just joking michelle, and anyone, if any, mentioned in my joke, don't take it to heart, and if i offended you in anyway, dui bu qi! =)
So, with that, I wish everyone all the best in the common test, and lets meet up when its over yea? Jia you!
P.S: As usual, i like to end off with a joke(although i already did, but i guess this is bonus or something), or a picture for the day
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded "You fool! You've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down.
From your
Jing Zhi
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Annual General Meeting
Finally, a NEW entry after for not one but two months + a few days!
22May08
Dinner was at Happy Pay Steamboat
where we also had our Official AGM.
Two absentee were our Personal Assistant-Serena & Brother-Jasmine.
Let's hope we'll have one outing that will have full attendance! (:
Well after much discussion,
our newly appointed President is officially Mr Ng Jing Zhi aka JingVeryCute!
We had new positions/posts created as well as a new member to the family.
A great welcome to weihung as the Photographer of NSF!
For more info, please refer to the updated sidebar for all 13members' position.
New plans are still in progress but we had already decided on
every last month of thursday to meet up for dinner.
It's a must come so be sure to mark it in your calendar/organiser people!
(click to enlarge)
Photo collage in courtesy of NSF Photographer.
The mega long dinner that lasted for 4 hours from 6.30pm-10.30pm
was indeed enjoyable! haha =P
xoxo,
Webmaster (=
22May08
Dinner was at Happy Pay Steamboat
where we also had our Official AGM.
Two absentee were our Personal Assistant-Serena & Brother-Jasmine.
Let's hope we'll have one outing that will have full attendance! (:
Well after much discussion,
our newly appointed President is officially Mr Ng Jing Zhi aka JingVeryCute!
We had new positions/posts created as well as a new member to the family.
A great welcome to weihung as the Photographer of NSF!
For more info, please refer to the updated sidebar for all 13members' position.
New plans are still in progress but we had already decided on
every last month of thursday to meet up for dinner.
It's a must come so be sure to mark it in your calendar/organiser people!
(click to enlarge)
Photo collage in courtesy of NSF Photographer.
The mega long dinner that lasted for 4 hours from 6.30pm-10.30pm
was indeed enjoyable! haha =P
xoxo,
Webmaster (=
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Letter of Goodbye
Dear notsofunnians,
results are out today, I hope everyone did well, and proceed on the the 3rd year. I just wanna let you guys know I really had fun with all of you during these short times. The purpose of this letter to say.. Good bye
In the past, I always used to disturb kenneth saying that he will be together with BX, and I would always disturb leon with another China girl, a.k.a "Tam Tam", but little did I know that they got the last laugh - I was thrown into BX's class. Shut up Kenneth, I can hear you laughing away in egypt.
Now, don't get me wrong, I passed all modules too, but due to Karma-nic(is there such a word?) reasons, I believe I finally got what I deserve for my notorious mouth, language and constant bullying of yee seng. But strangely enough, yee seng is also in BX class with me. It must be due to Karma-nic reasons too - for burning away his innocent fats when all they did was to blob alongside with him.
So, this is a letter of goodbye. Please do not jeer at me and yee seng if we're seen holding hands with BX or Tam Tam. We (or rather, Yee Seng) have no choice.
Goodbye to:
1. Leon - thank you for providing me with stories about you to make me feel how loserish I am. When I go over, I shall help you spread the news and advertise on your abilities, and say I was the one who taught you EVERYTHING!!
2. Hong Yi - thank you for not picking up my calls or answering my smses MOST OF THE TIME
Im sure your intention was to help me save on my hp bill (as well as yours)
3. Kenneth - thank you for being there for me, I will always remember how bony u look in shorts, and the night when you shared the sofa with michelle.
4. Yee Seng - no need thank you la, we on the same boat =D
5. Serena - thank you, i will miss your witch laughter and hot magnum outfit =)
6. Sin Yee - thank you for my birthday present last year, but seriously I still have trouble figuring out where to drink from it
7. Amanda - thank you for all the ugry (as steven lim pronounced it) pics i took in the first sem, and I STILL HAVE THEM MUAHAHAHA
8. Michelle - thank you for being the butt of all jokes. I hope i can find someone like u there for me to disturb.
9. Jasmine - thank you for giving me rides in BB. I will miss da tou, xiao tou and man tou. If you ever get another turtle, i have a request - to name it after me, tu tou.
10. Geryll - thank you for teaching me the importance of using a condom plastic bag, but im sorry, that information would be useful maybe like, 10 years down the road?
11. Kailin and WeiKen - thank you ppl for entertaining me and making me hungry whenever i see you kailin =)
Goodbye people..
Your Grieving Accountant
T.T
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Tuesday, February 5, 2008
INTERNAL CONFLICT!
Yep. There is an internal conflict within the Notsofunnians. Or should I say...
the Guardian Angel VS Notsofunnians?
VS
It sparked off early in the morning.
At first it was between the Accountant and Guardian Angel.
An hour later....
Members started to get involved.
Things got fiery.
Now..
I am standing alone
against all.
PS: Someone side me!
They are all baddies bullying the sweetest Guardian Angel ever!
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
This blog is pronounced dead
This brog is getting so quiet that i think we have to pay naffnang! Ok ok let me try to inject some humour into it k?
So he takes him to the first door and he opens it and sees everyone standing on their heads on wooden floors. The man thought that would be pretty terrible to spend the rest of eternity on his head on such a hard floor and asked the devil to show him the second door.
Everyone in the second room was standing on their heads on concrete. The man thought that was even worse to spend the rest of eternity on his head on an even harder floor.
Finally the devil takes him to the third door and in that room everyone is up to their knees in dog shit and drinking coffee. The man thought that was pretty bad, but at least they could drink coffee so he told the devil he chose the third room to spend the rest of eternity in. So the man, up to his knees in dog shit, drank coffee for a few minutes. Then the devil came back into the room and said "Coffee break is over. Back on your heads."
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A man goes to hell and the devil greets him. He takes him to a hallway which has three different doors and tell the man he'll have to choose one room to spend the rest of eternity in.
So he takes him to the first door and he opens it and sees everyone standing on their heads on wooden floors. The man thought that would be pretty terrible to spend the rest of eternity on his head on such a hard floor and asked the devil to show him the second door.
Everyone in the second room was standing on their heads on concrete. The man thought that was even worse to spend the rest of eternity on his head on an even harder floor.
Finally the devil takes him to the third door and in that room everyone is up to their knees in dog shit and drinking coffee. The man thought that was pretty bad, but at least they could drink coffee so he told the devil he chose the third room to spend the rest of eternity in. So the man, up to his knees in dog shit, drank coffee for a few minutes. Then the devil came back into the room and said "Coffee break is over. Back on your heads."
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There was three nuns who died and went to purgatory(between heaven and hell). Then ST. Peter went up to them and said, "before any of you can enter heaven you must answer one question". So ST. Peter went to the first nun and asked, "how long did it take for God to create the world?" the nun replied, "seven days". So there was bells ringing and fireworks, and ST. Peter said, "you may now enter heaven".
Then ST. Peter ask the second nun, "who were the first man and woman"? the nun replied, "Adam & Eve". so there was bells ringing and fireworks, and ST. Peter said, "you may now enter heaven".
Then he asked the third nun, "what was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?" and the nun said, "oh my that's really hard", then there was bells ringing and fireworks.
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Ok! thats all for now, shall update again when I have more =)
Take care, study hard!
Your Accountant
Monday, December 31, 2007
LET"S WELCOME 2008
YO notsofunnians!
In less than 24 hours it will be 2008
A brand new year!
WISHING ALL NOTSOFUNNIANS A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE :D
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
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