An entry by your Accountant

I feel bad from the constant reminder of my er.. funniest boss that I haven posted a single entry yet. So here I am, wishing everyone

good luck for their TEC, PLW and ELS paper!

We'll be partying our ass off when this is all over in Sentosa yea? Girls, bikini pls, and guys (yes this means you too, boss) topless! show some flabby arms and watermelon belly~ :D

Before I end this, I hope to share some jokes with everyone to destress, hopefully.

Here goes:

Wife : Honey..... What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour!

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue doing so.

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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me: my pretty face or my body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor. "

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."

"Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

Well, thats about it, I hope it has destressed and not depressed you.

Adios!

Your Cute Accountant,

Jing Zhi, a.k.a. Su Ai Ge