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AGM

2010-01-03T17:00:00.005+08:00

First of all, HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

Well you guys most prolly don't read the blog anymore but this shall well be the 1st and last post for the new year. There have been some changes made and here's the announcement!

Our AGM was held again last year on X'mas day and a new president was chosen along with new members. yay :D
Leon is now our new president! *clap clap
New members include jesmine and shawn who's gonna be our food consultant.

oh and i'm most happy to announce that me, the webmaster can now retire and have
jing zhi to take over my job. don't you think he's the best person for it?!
we all love your jokes luh! ;)

anyways, our new president had suggested creating a group for nsf in fb and thus
the blog will most prolly be not in use after that. but but but, the blog will still be ard and anyone can just sign in and write a new entry whenever they like it! (every nsfians have the pw yes?!)

Love,
Amanda :)

Bangkok Glorious Bangkok!

2009-04-12T16:21:00.031+08:00

Dear all, its been a long time since I last brogged, and since I cannot remember the username and password to my old brog, I hope to do it in this one, in hope of bringing some form of entertainment to you guys.

So, we (Er sao and I), reached terminal 1 on Wednesday, at 6pm accompanied by my mother who was kind enough to send us off and warn me not to do anything rash there. I laughed so hard, I thought I died before reaching Bangkok!

Suvarnabhumi Airport

Our flight was initially scheduled to leave at 8, reach Bangkok Internatioal Airport around 10pm and be back to our hotel by 11 or so. But for some strange reasons, our flight was delayed by 2 hours - 2 FREAKING HOURS! So we ended up watching Teen Titans on Cartoon Network while waiting.

Accomodations was at P2 Boutique located at Petchiburi Rd, downtown area. Initially I thought that there was nothing much to do in the downtown area, but boy was I totally wrong (shall elaborate further at the back)! There isn't much history of the place as it was erected only about 6 months ago, but the place ain't half bad.

P2 Boutique Hotel - 3.8 out of 5. Super-friendly staffs, but not too knowledgeable

So, upon reaching the hotel, the first thing we did was to strip each other off our clothings, and to make hot, raunchy, passionate sex, shaking the building, endangerous the foundations of the struture that held hundreds of other tourists, and at the same time, not forgetting to follow every single move of the karmasultra book i brought along.

Of course, that only took place in my mind.

Now, Im not gonna list down all the places we went, cus that will most probably bore u guys to sleep, so what Im going to do is just to briefly talk about places I find interesting. Saying that, on the first night, we went to Patpong - Thailand's most sleazy and dangerous area where men (mostly ang mohs) flock to, looking for pleasure.

Its a bird. No! its a plane. NO its..

The two pictures above are courtesy from Google, as we felt that it wasn't wise to roam around in Bangkok's most dangerous region on our own.

Strangely enough, when I talked to the Thai Girls, they seems to ask me of a certain 李老板 from Singapore, and told me to pass a message that he still owes money for the last service, and if he doesn't pay up in due time, they will advertise his full name, address and his favourite position in the Strait Times. Anyway, back to the Thai-Girl Show, upon payment, we were brought to a dark room, and since no cameras or handphones were allowed, i'll try my best to explain. This was the first thing we saw upon entering the room:

In case if you guys don't understand my poor drawing, the picture above depicts a hexagonal shaped stage with 4 poles, and chairs all around. So the minute we stepped in, we saw an Ang Mo guy having sex with a Thai Girl on that stage to the music of "Flying without wings" by Westlife. We missed the start of the show, and we know it because when we sat down, the thrusting became more ferocious and all that we could hear was cheers from the crowd, the thai girl moaning and the constant "PIK PIAK PLOCK PLOCK PLOCK" sounds, and the guy suddenly went motionless and whispered something into the Thai-girl's ear, and that marks the end of the humping. I really wanted to shout "Encore, Encore!" but I was afraid that they would chuck me out.

Taxis in the shade of Hot Pink in Bangkok

For the next half and hour or so, we were treated to other shows whereby the girls would come up and dance at the 4 poles before removing their undies and performing their specialties, which includes

1. Ping-pong shows - whereby the thaigirl would stuff pingpong balls lubricated thickly with oil into their body orifices, and try to shoot out the pingpong balls into a glass bowl, succeeding which would bring them a round of appluase and cheers.

2. Candle show - Whereby a blowpipe is inserted into the same orifice, and used to blow out the candles on a cake, which only God knows what the composition of the air used to blow out the candles is made up of.

3. Cigarette show - Lighting up a cigarette and smoking it with er, it?

4. Whistle show - Similar to the one above except for different instrument being used.

5. Blade show - shows a girl pulling out a chain of blades from down under, and just to prove her point, she shreds a piece of paper to bits with the same blade.

6. Magic show - I call this magic show simply because the girl very clearly inserted half a bottle of clear water (might be sprite) into herself, and using the very same er, hole, she emptied the contents inside of her into a empty bottle, but this time the liquid came out to be black (might be coke)! Anyway, the show was enough for me to clear off carbonated drinks in Patpong itself.

And the list goes on and on. We had to leave shortly after that because of the second hand smoke that filled the air rapidly after that. I really must emphasize that the show wasn't entirely entertaining. Sure it was an eye-opener, but it sets you thinking about the extend these women go to make ends meet. Also, the Thai-Girls up there weren't entirely Girls per se, if you understand what I mean.

Double Fillet O' Fish Meals with Gigantic Cups of Iced Milo, they still have these babies in Bangkok
*Loves*

Typically, traffic in Bangkok isn't as bad as whats written in travel guides. Sure, the tuk-tuk drivers are crazy most of the time, but its a considered normal compared to Vietnam. Traffic jams in Bangkok's a killer though. There was this one time when we were caught in a jam, and we were on that stupid taxi for freaking 15 minutes (I swear, I kept a looking at my watch) and it didn't move an inch!

One particular incident that remains with me vividly was when we were out and kinda got lost while venturing on our own, and before we knew it, the sky darkened and we knew a thunderstorm was imminent. True enough, it began raining cats and dogs, and a taxi was nowhere in sight!

Now we know who's been busy setting up a shop in Bangkok

Tuk-tuks, at this time, try to make a killing, and I say this I know we couldn't be too far away from our hotel (approx. 20 mins walk away), and all the tuk-tuks quoted us about 200-250 baht (close to 10 SGD) just to ferry us back to the hotel, and the worst part was that being in a tuk-tuk does not shelter you entirely from the rain! Finally we got a security officer from a hotel to call a tuktuk for us that cost about 100Baht. Not very cheap either, but they get out of jams very quickly, moreover, we were in a rush for time to catch the thai-girl show.

Shopping at Bangkok is tedious work. You need to have S.T.M - No no, not short term memory, you need Strength, Time and Money. Fashion over there is in a way quite different from ours, for example, graffiti arts are now imprinted on shirts. You either understand and love what the artist is drawing it, or you find it utter rubbish. Crude tee-shirts, can also be found in Outdoor wholesale markets, where you can bargain like mad, and walking away actually works! I couldn't resist the temptation, and hence..

Im gonna wear the shirt on the LEFT, and get Hong yi to stand on my RIGHT!

Of all the places to shop, I think the best place to test your limits is at Chatuchak (A.K.A JJ market). It is only at JJ market that you see people selling all sort of things. By "all sorts", I really mean ALL SORTS! I mean, the things they sell ranges from pets..

Wroof!

to single-clawed crabs, crayfishes and hermit crabs..

to little boys.

1 touch 20 Baht, Cute boy bring good fortune!

On the last day of our trip, we decided to try out the traditional thai message near our hotel. Like they said, you haven't been to Thailand if you didn't try the thai massage, and I agree! Strangely enough, the massage there were not quite the same as what I read.

It was supposed to be pain and leave you feeling refreshed for the rest of the day, but on the contuary, the massage got so comfortable, we snoozed at one period of time, and felt damn lethagic for the rest of the day!

Well, that about pretty much sums up my trip in Bangkok. OH, and before I end this entry, guess who I met at Chatuchak Market hanging out at a store?

*Hint* We all know this person. Sneaky sneaky *tsk* =)

Surprise!

2009-04-10T13:39:00.014+08:00

YES the blog is finally revived! *claps
The webmaster of notsofunni.blogspot.com had gone mia for so very long &
is now back to post a new entry for the year 2009.
(just realised our previous one was still stopped @ last year's xmas haha)
Well since it's already April, I shall post photos on the latest event
which was Leon's birthday celebration on the 2nd of April.
Once again, Happy happy birthday to you! ^^
So here goes...

Peektures Galore:
(not gonna upload all so I
just selectively chosen some)

Dinner was at New York New York & then after that we

headed to Timbre @ The Arts House where natasha and dora came to meet us. (:

random + candid

leon's newfound interest?! haha

trying out for cheerleading.
(go kenneth go~) teehee

remake of Titanic (the gay version) =P

boyband pose```

our fav! ^^

So that's all for now.

Till then... =]

2008-12-25T01:00:00.000+08:00

WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPY

MERRY X'MAS! (:

Month-end Gathering!

2008-10-28T22:14:00.003+08:00

Yep it's time for some gathering again people!

Date: 31st Oct 2008
Venue: Halo Bar
Time: 6pm till late

Please kindly inform me as to whether or not you can make it.
Oh and if possible, do dress up cos it's Halloween!!! (:
A ghostly mask or anything abnormal will do~
(just for the fun of it, although i know most of us will still be normal haha)

See you guys there...

xoxo,
Webmaster

大小姐, 祝你生日快乐! !

2008-10-18T23:28:00.004+08:00

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY AMANDA DA DA DA DA~

May your birthday be filled with happiness and joy, and may you faster find a boy boy! =)

STAY HAPPY ALWAYS! =))

From: Amanda herself

ok im just joking

From: Lao ban =)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONG YI! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY GAY 19 YEARS OLD!

2008-10-15T22:34:00.008+08:00

A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RAIN LING HONG YI - A.K.A NEO

I love you Trinity..

Trinity: I will love you too Neo..

P.S: You know, getting hy to play Neo gets tiring after awhile, hence introducing..

I call him Hy-lar

From: Bos.. wait, this kind of post.. i think i better keep myself anonymous better la..

hence,

From: Amanda (Webmaster)

xoxo

R21

2008-09-09T18:48:00.003+08:00

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY TO OUR DEAREST BOSS!

with hugs & kisses,

nsfians (:

Happy Birthday Lee Yeeeeee Seng

2008-09-07T23:22:00.002+08:00

HAPPY HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY TO YEE SENG!!

May you have a happy and joyous birthday, with many returns and best wishes!

One year older must be more brave, so pick up the phone and confess your love to that special person, and who knows, your birthday wish might just come true!

-Boss

P.S: Hong Yi, get ready, ys gonna call u any moment now =)

Short Entry

2008-08-28T00:43:00.008+08:00

Hello people, hows attachment life? We have to meet up someday to chit chat, suggestions anyone?

Pictures of the day:

Isn't she pretty?

Don't you want her?

You sure.. ?

KNNBCCBWTFBBQ THIS IS A FUCKING RIP-OFF! I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS PICTURE I CRINGED SO HARD AS IF MY WHOLE FACE CAVED IN LAAA. DID ANYONE NOTICE IN THE SECOND PICTURE THE HAIR WAS ALREADY "POPPING" OUT LAAAAAA!!! HAO ER XIN AHHHH MY EYES MY EYES!

But this entry isn't a single bit by me, i took it entirely from http://fcukjournal.blogspot.com/
Must give it credit =)

Yours truely,

Jing Zhi

P.S: Attachment Starts next week. [Breathes In]

WO BU YAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Feeling Stress?!

2008-08-18T15:25:00.005+08:00

Oh don't be, cos i've just got the right method for you not to!

Read Carefully at the Instructions below :

(click to enlarge)

A word of caution,
Please do not try this Stress Reduction Kit more than twice
and if you're below the age of 18, it is not advisable for you to even do it! haha
Have fun banging! =P

MUG HARD FOR THE EXAMS!

ADD OIL~ \/

xoxo,

youknowwho ;D

REVENGE IS SWEET

2008-08-17T00:51:00.005+08:00

Remember the ~~weak~~ prank YS pulled on me several entries ago?

WELL, LIFE A BEEEECH!

I GOT YOU BACK NOW!!!

P.S: further elaboration next time, pics not with me but stay tuned. Entertaining entry coming right up!

P.P.S: Joke of the day, Michelle said she'll prank me back someday. I laughed so hard my left testicle shrinked

P.P.S: Good luck NSFIANS for the End of Year EXAM!
It sucks, but it'll be over soon, any activities/outings?

Yours lovingly,
Jing Zhi

UPDATES!!!!

2008-08-03T01:52:00.015+08:00

Hey people, sorry for such a long delay!

Should have posted the following few entries long ago but i failed to do so.

I seek for your forgiveness!!!

1. 2008 Graduation Day

No.. this is NOT our graduation day.

Some of our nsfn members just went to help out as Ushers.

From Left: Kenneth, Jing Zhi, Leon, Ms Grace (Director of BE), Geryll and Yee Seng

The lady at far right is Tan LH, our PVL lecturer!

During break, Sinyee, Amanda and I went to the Convention where the graduation ceremony was held and felt so outta place!

Just look at our dress code and you'll understand.

All the graduates and guests were very well- dressed!

For a moment, the guys felt like they were security guards....

That was Ms Juliet's Gucci shades actually..

Oh ya..
Have you imagined...

How will we look like when we come back to NP next year for our graduation ceremony?

Some Botaks..

Some OLs?

The rest???

Just let your imagination run wild~

2. Monopoly 26th June

Don't have to check your calendar.

This must be a Thursday.

The only day we have very long breaks to hang out at the library's Game Zone and find excuses to be late for BMD Lecture..

VERY LATE to be exact.

Our popular game would be none other than MONOPOLY!

IT'S MY FAVOURITE!

WINNER OF THE DAY AND HER CONSULTANT

Amanda and Leon

Not to forget the loser. HAHAHA

Kenneth

Before i end this post, here is a WARNING!!!

Just when you are enjoying yourselves, don't keep some people off guard.

There are always cheaters out there trying to cheat my your money and assets.
He may look harmless but you gotta be cautious always.

I have a few more posts to go but i really have to go to sleep. Shall update more in a few days time!

GOODNIGHT !

By: Sweetest Guardian Angel <3

Happy Birthday

2008-07-21T23:19:00.007+08:00

Happy 19th Birthday to our dearest Guardian Angel!

rock on~ (;

xoxo

webmaster

GRAD PHOTOS!

2008-07-15T18:26:00.009+08:00

No no, it's not graduation day yet but,
just grad photo-taking session!

There were quite a lot of photos taken, classics as well as obscene ones,

so i shall post up a few & here goes:

Photo no.1

the get-together photo.
showing us how close they really are. literally.

Photo no.2

waaa~

get it?!

Photo no.3

FINALLY!

our dear HR manager making funny faces~

(so once in a lifetime thing) haha

Photo no.4

classic pose in courtesy by Mr President.

Photo no.5

no comments.

Photo no.6

guess what's in the pocket!?
no points for getting it right though (:

Photo no.7

just when you though it was a normal and decent photo.
look again.

Photo no.8

the boyband pose.

try spotting the 'ghost' in the bg! haha

that's all folks

till then...

xoxo,

webmaster

:D

2008-07-09T08:35:00.004+08:00

HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY SIN YEE!

MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE, AND NSF LOVES YOU!

AND

GET WELL SOON AMANDA AND SERENA!

Where is the love?

President

JING ZHI I FINALLY GOT YOU!

2008-07-01T21:44:00.003+08:00

Hi people! I've FINALLY GOT TO PLAY A PRANK ON JZ! woohooooooo
alright shall copy paste the conversation with him (well jz approved it too)

Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? just sent you a nudge.

Mr Left Footy " " says:
go away i don wanna talk to you
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
y
Mr Left Footy " " says:
you should know why
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
y?
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
accept lei..
Mr Left Footy " " says:
don't lol
Mr Left Footy " " says:
this is not funny
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
what did i do?
Mr Left Footy " " says:
right
Mr Left Footy " " says:
you don know what you have done
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
what did i do?!
Mr Left Footy " " says:
don lol it's annoying
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
why? tell me

Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? sends:
Mr Left Footy " " says:
ah whatever

AT THIS POINT I BLOCK HIM!

Then i cannot take it anymore so I unblock him
Mr Left Footy " " says:
lolol i cannot tahan already
Mr Left Footy " " says:
send me the thing la
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
zzz'
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
fcker
Mr Left Footy " " says:
AHAHA
Mr Left Footy " " says:
WOOHOOOOOO
Mr Left Footy " " says:
I GOT YOU
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
u having fun ah
Mr Left Footy " " says:
LOL
Mr Left Footy " " says:
SHIOK MAN
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
ccb i jus now sms amanda ask her "eh whats ys prob ah, why he so attitude"
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol
Mr Left Footy " " says:
LOL seriously?
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? sends:
Open(Alt+P)
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
ya
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
nabei
Mr Left Footy " " says:
AHAHA
Mr Left Footy " " says:
MUST POST IN NSF
Mr Left Footy " " says:
wao lao
Mr Left Footy " " says:
the ah whatever damm epic
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
then i log in another account see u online then i think to myself "eh ccb u block me ah"
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
about to call u kan u lor
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol

You have successfully received C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\My Documents\My Received Files\3D_TV.docx from Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry?.

Mr Left Footy " " says:
KAN Me
Mr Left Footy " " says:
fwah
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol
Mr Left Footy " " says:
for your info
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
i tot u smlj sia
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol
Mr Left Footy " " says:
this is a prank for you
Mr Left Footy " " says:
WOOHOOOOOO
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol
Mr Left Footy " " says:
fwah like 2 years in np
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
eh fair trade le
Mr Left Footy " " says:
my greatest achievement
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
i don brog about my prank u don brog about yours la
Mr Left Footy " " says:
cannot
Mr Left Footy " " says:
this prank epic
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol nabei
Mr Left Footy " " says:
must blog
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
u happy can la.. lol must remember to congratulate us for passing ftt ah
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol
Mr Left Footy " " says:
lollllllll
Mr Left Footy " " says:
"ah whatever"
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
nsf also very dead
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol
Mr Left Footy " " says:
wao lao damm nice

Mr Left Footy " " says:
but seriously
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
this is a good one
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
lol
Mr Left Footy " " says:
the "don lol it's annoying"
Mr Left Footy " " says:
power right
Whats big, green and sit around all day looking very angry? says:
powerla

So yea that's the prank hope you people enjoy it!
And also Congratulations to Jing Zhi and Hong Yi for passing their FTT :D
One step closer to get the car license!

Yeeseng:)

Important Announcement!

2008-06-24T01:19:00.003+08:00

Chiang Chiang Chiang~

Important notice to all NSFians,
this thur is apparently the last thursday of the month,
so it's time for everyone (hopefully) to be present again for another of NSF gathering!

Be sure to make that day free!

xoxo,
Webmaster (:

A letter of Thanks

2008-05-28T00:45:00.005+08:00

Dearest notsofunnians,

Firstly, I would like to give thanks to those who had voted for me, without you guys (and girls), I wouldn't be typing this letter of appreciation. My goals for the year is simple, to earn more (from nuffnang), and organise more outings for everyone, and hope that even though we're no longer in the same class, but we're still as bonded as the way we were, having fun, talking cock.

Ok I suck at this, let me tell u guys a joke ok?

So michelle and I were studying at macdonald, and this family came in with 3 kids(triplets), one of whom was hiding with his uncle at another table, so michelle pointed at the 2 kids and was asking the mom who was sitting beside us "are these 2 yours?"

The mom pointed at the 3rd child who was sitting directly behind us and said "triplets actually"

And michelle just ask again "so.. are they ALL yours?"

I never felt so embarassed in my life!

The dad actually replied "Nope, these 2 are ours, the other pick from dustbin one" Thank you michelle, this is going into my hall of shame.

Then seeing how michelle was engrossed in ~~molesting~~ the kids, the uncle actually asked "so when you two getting one?"

I nearly burst out saying "but guy and guy how to have baby?!" but then again, michelle voted me to be president la.. =/

So, anyway back to topic, we've some changes in the brog recently, Wei Hung is now formally our photographer! *clap clap* (very zhi bian, zhi dao, zhi yan hor? ownself say ownself clap), and Kailin is my the secretary, and Geryll being our new driver *clap clap* (-_-").

Theres also a few changes in post, for example, Kenneth is now the finance minister, and I personally wanna change Jasmine's post to be our company's lawyer, any objections? Also, our ex-president, Yee seng is now post-less, some heartless guy post on tagboard saying wanna put him as kopitiam uncle ah, janitor ah or some head of STD. So, is there any post you guys wanna give yee seng? Or should he stay as M.M Lee? You guys decide, also I heard rumours that Serena wanted to change her post to be "ghost catcher" or something, I think you would be quite bored as a ghost catcher as the only catch you're going to get is mic.. never mind =)

Ok, im just joking michelle, and anyone, if any, mentioned in my joke, don't take it to heart, and if i offended you in anyway, dui bu qi! =)

So, with that, I wish everyone all the best in the common test, and lets meet up when its over yea? Jia you!

P.S: As usual, i like to end off with a joke(although i already did, but i guess this is bonus or something), or a picture for the day

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded "You fool! You've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No" replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down.

From your ~~accountant~~ Lao Ban
Jing Zhi

Annual General Meeting

2008-05-24T01:20:00.009+08:00

Finally, a NEW entry after for not one but two months + a few days!

22May08

Dinner was at Happy Pay Steamboat
where we also had our Official AGM.
Two absentee were our Personal Assistant-Serena & Brother-Jasmine.
Let's hope we'll have one outing that will have full attendance! (:

Well after much discussion,
our newly appointed President is officially Mr Ng Jing Zhi aka JingVeryCute!
We had new positions/posts created as well as a new member to the family.
A great welcome to weihung as the Photographer of NSF!
For more info, please refer to the updated sidebar for all 13members' position.
New plans are still in progress but we had already decided on
every last month of thursday to meet up for dinner.
It's a must come so be sure to mark it in your calendar/organiser people!

(click to enlarge)
Photo collage in courtesy of NSF Photographer.

The mega long dinner that lasted for 4 hours from 6.30pm-10.30pm
was indeed enjoyable! haha =P

xoxo,
Webmaster (=

Letter of Goodbye

2008-03-15T03:09:00.003+08:00

Dear notsofunnians,

results are out today, I hope everyone did well, and proceed on the the 3rd year. I just wanna let you guys know I really had fun with all of you during these short times. The purpose of this letter to say.. Good bye

In the past, I always used to disturb kenneth saying that he will be together with BX, and I would always disturb leon with another China girl, a.k.a "Tam Tam", but little did I know that they got the last laugh - I was thrown into BX's class. Shut up Kenneth, I can hear you laughing away in egypt.

Now, don't get me wrong, I passed all modules too, but due to Karma-nic(is there such a word?) reasons, I believe I finally got what I deserve for my notorious mouth, language and constant bullying of yee seng. But strangely enough, yee seng is also in BX class with me. It must be due to Karma-nic reasons too - for burning away his innocent fats when all they did was to blob alongside with him.

So, this is a letter of goodbye. Please do not jeer at me and yee seng if we're seen holding hands with BX or Tam Tam. We (or rather, Yee Seng) have no choice.

Goodbye to:

1. Leon - thank you for providing me with stories about you to make me feel how loserish I am. When I go over, I shall help you spread the news and advertise on your abilities, and say I was the one who taught you EVERYTHING!!

2. Hong Yi - thank you for not picking up my calls or answering my smses MOST OF THE TIME

Im sure your intention was to help me save on my hp bill (as well as yours)

3. Kenneth - thank you for being there for me, I will always remember how bony u look in shorts, and the night when you shared the sofa with michelle.

4. Yee Seng - no need thank you la, we on the same boat =D

5. Serena - thank you, i will miss your witch laughter and hot magnum outfit =)

6. Sin Yee - thank you for my birthday present last year, but seriously I still have trouble figuring out where to drink from it

7. Amanda - thank you for all the ugry (as steven lim pronounced it) pics i took in the first sem, and I STILL HAVE THEM MUAHAHAHA

8. Michelle - thank you for being the butt of all jokes. I hope i can find someone like u there for me to disturb.

9. Jasmine - thank you for giving me rides in BB. I will miss da tou, xiao tou and man tou. If you ever get another turtle, i have a request - to name it after me, tu tou.

10. Geryll - thank you for teaching me the importance of using a ~~condom~~ plastic bag, but im sorry, that information would be useful maybe like, 10 years down the road?

11. Kailin and WeiKen - thank you ppl for entertaining me and making me hungry whenever i see you kailin =)

Goodbye people..

Your Grieving Accountant
T.T

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INTERNAL CONFLICT!

2008-02-05T00:52:00.000+08:00

Yep. There is an internal conflict within the Notsofunnians. Or should I say...

the Guardian Angel VS Notsofunnians?

It sparked off early in the morning.

At first it was between the Accountant and Guardian Angel.

An hour later....

Members started to get involved.

Things got fiery.

Now..

I am standing alone

against all.

PS: Someone side me!

They are all baddies bullying the sweetest Guardian Angel ever!

This blog is pronounced dead

2008-01-23T16:07:00.000+08:00

This brog is getting so quiet that i think we have to pay naffnang! Ok ok let me try to inject some humour into it k?

A man goes to hell and the devil greets him. He takes him to a hallway which has three different doors and tell the man he'll have to choose one room to spend the rest of eternity in.

So he takes him to the first door and he opens it and sees everyone standing on their heads on wooden floors. The man thought that would be pretty terrible to spend the rest of eternity on his head on such a hard floor and asked the devil to show him the second door.

Everyone in the second room was standing on their heads on concrete. The man thought that was even worse to spend the rest of eternity on his head on an even harder floor.

Finally the devil takes him to the third door and in that room everyone is up to their knees in dog shit and drinking coffee. The man thought that was pretty bad, but at least they could drink coffee so he told the devil he chose the third room to spend the rest of eternity in. So the man, up to his knees in dog shit, drank coffee for a few minutes. Then the devil came back into the room and said "Coffee break is over. Back on your heads."

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There was three nuns who died and went to purgatory(between heaven and hell). Then ST. Peter went up to them and said, "before any of you can enter heaven you must answer one question". So ST. Peter went to the first nun and asked, "how long did it take for God to create the world?" the nun replied, "seven days". So there was bells ringing and fireworks, and ST. Peter said, "you may now enter heaven".

Then ST. Peter ask the second nun, "who were the first man and woman"? the nun replied, "Adam & Eve". so there was bells ringing and fireworks, and ST. Peter said, "you may now enter heaven".

Then he asked the third nun, "what was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?" and the nun said, "oh my that's really hard", then there was bells ringing and fireworks.

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Ok! thats all for now, shall update again when I have more =)

Take care, study hard!

Your Accountant

LET"S WELCOME 2008

2007-12-31T00:14:00.000+08:00

YO notsofunnians!

In less than 24 hours it will be 2008

A brand new year!

WISHING ALL NOTSOFUNNIANS A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE :D

BOOM BOOM BOOM!

2007-12-26T01:26:00.000+08:00

Crocodile Magic!!!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW

It's so so AMAZING~~
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CHRISTMAS IS HERE!

2007-12-23T00:22:00.000+08:00

Dearest Notsofunnians,

WOOHOO CHRISTMAS IS HERE!

Wishing all notsofunnians a MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS~~

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2007-12-16T02:03:00.000+08:00

H a p p y
H o l i d a y!
^^

Common Test

2007-12-09T17:38:00.000+08:00

Dear NSFs,

Tommorow will be the start of our Common Test!
So please study hard while you still have the time!

Just in case you don't remember the date, time & venue of the tests,
i've included the CT timetable below:

10Dec (mon) - PJM 3-5pm 56-02-0007/8

11Dec (tue) - PVL 9-11am 56-02-0007/8

12 Dec (wed) - ECT 3-5pm 56-02-0005/6

13Dec (thur) - REL 9-11am 56-02-0005/6

14Dec (fri) - ELH 9-11am 56-02-0005/6

[Don't be late & Good Luck~]

ADD OIL everyone! (=

2007-12-03T23:55:00.000+08:00

The Starbucks Christmas Open House

is back for the fourth time in aid of The Salvation Army.

Help us spread the word to your friends and family and

help make a difference to our community!

UPE Field Trip

2007-11-30T22:00:00.000+08:00

Finally there's something to update!
We had our field trip @ chinatown today
where we visted URA , Ang Siang Hill & Club street.

After we were dismissed, some of us decided to go back
Ang Siang Hill to take a look at one of the seven wells

that were left which was not removed.

so i shall let the photos do the talking from here
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showing off our legs?! =P

trying to pull something out of the well...

candid~

"dwarf" & the "giant" !!! *hoho

spot the dog!
(no prize for spotting it right) ^^

Alright and here's a
video of "The Last Well" as i named it cos i couldn't think of
any so if there's any suggestions, do voice out!
In the meantime, do enjoy this short vid...
(sry for the bad quality though)

The End```

*special thanks to: Leon, Kenneth, Hongyi, Serena, Yeeseng & Jingzhi (:

差一點就。。。

2007-11-14T21:18:00.000+08:00

EnjOy! (:

FRASER HILL

2007-10-20T04:10:00.000+08:00

FINALLYYYYYYY....I'm going to update on fraser hill

We have being planning on going a trip very long ago...and finally we have decided to go fraser hill. This time round only (Hong Yi, Jasmine, Jing Zhi ,Kenneth and Yee Seng) went for the trip.

okok shall let the pictures do all the talking.

passing Singapore Custom

in the bus....

JZ's fierce yawn!

I was bored so i decided to take this retard pic
Well the bus ride was about 5 hours(from SG to KL)

After that was some intense negotiations with the taxi drivers cause we need to take a cab to bring us all the way up to fraser. We managed to get a cab that allow all 5 of us and it cost RM270.

The taxi ride was really bad...But we managed to reach our destination safe and sound.
We reach at about 7am and luckily they allow us to stay at the common living area cause our check in time was 12pm.

Happily sitting at the sofa chair

playing munch-kin
Munch Kin is a cardgame that jasmine bought, it's a game for you to sabo your friends and all of us had fun saboing each other.

Around noon time, we decided to go down to the town to have a look. Took a shorter route which is the jungle trek.

Before trekking.

Trekking was fun and tiring also...it took us about 15mins.

the place that we had our lunch and it sucks

the clock tower

After that we decided to head back to the bunglow..and agian we went back using the trekking path. And this time it was much more tiring.

JZ got so tired that he did this. OMGED!~~

EXHAUSTED!

Nowwww gonna show some pics from our room
we got this baby cradle in our room..i don't know why is it so but...

LAUGH people LAUGH!!

all of us went to rest after washing up but with jz around nobody are safe!
HY was sleeping like a dead fish he was so dead that he didn't realise that jz put a card in his mouth.

i swear i laugh eveytime i see this pic(i wonder how will michelle react)

Dinner was chicken rice(simply awesome)

DAY 1 ended pretty early as all of us were tired
BUT...something did happened though but i'm not gonna say it as most of you have already know :(

woke up at 6.30am in the moring as we decided to wait for the sunrise.
enjoyed the fresh air in the morning and it was fogging pretty badly too. So some of the picture will look abit foggy.

the same old pose....

don't you all think that this pic is just aww..

BOW TO THE KUNG FU MASTERS

Did nothing much for DAy 2, we wanted to go for horse riding and archery but it was raining so we ended up playing munch kin.

dinner was steamboat..YEA

THE FOOD~~~

We Love SteamBoat

So that's the end of DAy 2

Last DAY
woke up at 8am to have our breakfast.packed our stuffs and get ready to check out

but you shall see how messy our room is

finally the three of us.

WE LOVE RICHMOND BUNGLOW
the housekeepers over there are really friendly, they provide us with lots of information and also they serve really delicious food.

There are too many pictures, so i decided to compile them altogether

overall all of us had lots of fun during the 3d2n trip. I just hope that the more of notsofunnians can join us for the next coming trip.

it's 4.10am now and i've finally finish blogging!
yeah finally i can go sleep

from your tired boss,
yee seng

2007-10-18T00:32:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMANDA (Webmaster)

Happy Birthday To Vice President

2007-10-15T23:33:00.000+08:00

Since our president has not post the new entry on their Fraser trip yet,
(*hinting)

i shall update on today's birthday celebration.

shan't elaborate & just let the pictures do the talking instead. ^^

while waiting for food~~~

after dinner we headed to Pet Lovers Center

& then to Essential Brew.

look what jz is doing to geryll....

yeeseng;michelle;kenneth;amanda;leon;geryll
with the birthday boy!

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picture of the day:

there he(jz) goes again...

HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY! (:

2007-10-01T16:58:00.000+08:00

STAY TUNE FOR THE FRASER TRIP POST!

2007-09-09T00:40:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JING ZHI(ACCOUNTANT)

stay happy and may all your wishes come true!

Rock on!

from your funniest boss,

yeeseng

2007-09-07T00:28:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR PRESIDENT!

(~,^o)v

, webmaster

2007-09-02T23:43:00.000+08:00

hello i'm back agian :P

So i guess we'll be executing plan B. Time and meeting place will be updated asap.

Also i'm suggesting potluck where everybody can help to bring some food. Let's keep it simple
Some of you can help bring some snacks, or finger food. Or Mich you can make your luncheon meet and egg.

I'm just suggesting, if you all think that is too much of a hassle, I will think of something else.
So no worries yea :D

from your funniest boss,
yee seng

2007-09-02T00:08:00.000+08:00

hello! hope you all are enjoying your holidays.

I'm here to ask you all out on next friday which is 7th sep.

There are two plans.

Plan A- Sentosa. We can having a mini picnic over there,suntan,beach volleyball and swim.

Plan B-East Coast Park.We can have a picnic/potluck, kite flying, roller blading, cycling.

So this is roughly what me and JZ have in mind. If you got any better ideas or suggestions do let us know :)

Oh and also i want like to know who can help with the food. Please give me your feedback asap :D

from your funniest boss,
yee seng

What "Jian"(Sword) cannot be seen?

2007-08-27T23:52:00.000+08:00

Hello everyone! Firstly, congratulations on completion of exams! Its time to PAR-TEH!

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Ok, finish party liao. Back to a more serious topic. Do you know who this is? Those who get it correct gets a free kiss from our president!

P.S: A joke from our boss today - What "Jian(4)" cannot be seen one?

Answer: "Kan Bu Jian (-. -")

From your friendly accountant,
Jing Pui

2007-08-24T22:00:00.000+08:00

Since serena had made a new and pretty Header for notsofunni blog,

the layout colours should therefore be changed as well!

and a new 'now' online counter has been added in.

hope everyone loves the oh so grey-ish blog!

& also,

--Happy Holiday To All NotSoFunnians--

Changes to the blog!

2007-08-21T12:39:00.000+08:00

Some changes to the blog!

cos im simply diverting my attention away from studying! HAHAHA!!

If you guys have notice, nuffnang added! so keep the page busy!

new header picture i made! for the fun of it!

for more updates on the nuffnung issue, please check ur emails or PM me online!

LOVES!

APM field trip

2007-08-20T21:01:00.000+08:00

Because all the pictures are with me.. so im here! LIKE FINALLY!

These are people who are FILTHY RICH

Mich and me!
Then to Reflections..

The whole of 2A02
SHOWFLATS!

PRESENTING NOT SO FUNNIANS!
MEMEME!
MICH!
LEON & MANDA!

15k Leather SOFA
nice nice lounge!
theGIRLS
Kenneth acting like a gay designer!A series of YEESENG-BOSS!

That's All FOLKS!

PYM down! Jiayou for ABT and APM!

<3>

2007-08-19T01:34:00.001+08:00

Introducing.......

DA.TOU

First paper on monday, so i'm here to wish all the best to notsofunnians. Jiayou Jiayou!

Ps: remember to bring Calculator on monday pym paper

your funniest boss,
yee seng

2007-08-09T01:15:00.000+08:00

Happy
Birthday
To
Singapore

Michelle's Birthday Celebration @ the Zoo!

2007-08-05T16:11:00.000+08:00

Here goes the over-due photos for

Michelle's birthday celebration @ the Zoo!

while waiting, we took photos of cos! (:
then michelle requested or rather, demanded our boss-ys to
do cheeseball for her to see.

click on the above to see the 'chessy' vid!

when requested to take photos,

these are the 'decent' poses they had come up with... @.@
(look @ jz, so relunctant to be caught on cam!)

when kenneth and jasmine reached,
the 8 of us had only left with 2hours to be spent inside the Zoo.
so the pictures below(notallareshown) are taken while
we were in there, accompanied by the light drizzle.

we didn't get to see snakes becos by the time we went there,
it had already closed.
nevertheless, we had a pretty much fun there.
and before we say goodbye to the Zoo,
here's our grp photo!

1strow(fromleft): michelle, amanda, sinyee, jasmine, hongyi
2ndrow(fromleft): yeeseng, kenneth, jingzhi

after this, we headed to cityhall to meet leon and serena
for dinner while kenneth and jasmine had something on for each so they
went off w/o joining us.

after dinner, mich had to go off as well to meet her frens and jz who wasn't feeling well went off early too.
but here's another grp photo as well!

left with only the 6 of us, we went up to esplanade and although
roof terrance was not opened, we placed ourselves inside the lift lobby.
played games and had forfeit where the team that lose
had to act out what they are told.
so our dear boss is the biggest 'L' for the day and
poor sy had to acc him haa.

I hereby present you the ep of
"designer&model catwalk show" (part1).

designer---yeeseng
model---sinyee

our boss doesn't seems to have the 'feel' of the designer so,
leon our consultant of notsofunni decided to act out and show him how.
designer---leon
model---sinyee

indeed, our consultant looks more like the 'designer' don cha think?! (:

therefore, our boss decided to give it another try.
so presenting once again the
"designer&model catwalk show" (part2).

so how was it?!
which is better, part 1 or 2?!
[post your comments on our tagboard!]

& that's all folks~
end of entry and hope everyone enjoyed the vids.
^^

posted by,

webmaster (:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JASMINE!

2007-07-22T01:32:00.000+08:00

May all your wishes come true and stay HAPPY as always :D

ps: zhu ni yong yuan er shi wu sui :P

from your funniest boss,
yeeseng :)

Michelle's 18th Birthday!

2007-07-21T12:05:00.000+08:00

Today's the birthday of our guardian angel!

posted by,

webmaster ^^

Sinyee's 19th Birthday!

2007-07-08T15:06:00.000+08:00

Today's our dear HR manager's Birthday!

生日快乐！！！

(^,~o)v

Posted by,

Webmaster

2007-06-22T00:59:00.000+08:00

21th June Dim Sum buffet at Hotel Miramar

To satisfy our love for dim sum, we finally had our dim sum buffet.

Ordering of food

2 rounds of food we ordered today

After a few minutes, IT CAME

ROAR!!

HY feeding JZ...Aww so sweet :D

YUM YUM :D

From your funniest boss,
yee seng

2007-06-21T23:32:00.000+08:00

18th may Steamboat at Chong Pang

After blading at East Coast Park we head down to marina to have our dinner. Never forget the bad memories that we had at PIN XIAN we went to Chong Pang this time round.

PICTURES

as always, JZ total random-ness

Intense Concentration, PRICELESS

Happy Happy :D

HY: SHOW THEM HOW DELICIOUS THE PRAWN IS!
JZ: YES AH DEH!

HY:Mussel makes me high

Ken and HY: Kaoz that JZ eat until like that

JZ: NO AH DEHHHHHHH

With that much of food around, the game of Open Number had to be played

As you can see , I lost and had to eat that mussel. Seriously it tasted like squash ball.

From your funniest boss,
yee seng :D

2007-06-09T02:05:00.000+08:00

Finally CTs are OVER!
HAPPY HOLS TO ALL~

part of notsofunnians went Cine-KBOX and yes i'm here to blog about it! ^^
[don't say i'm lazy okay?! =P]

and so PICtures & PICtures~

our dear P.A-serena standing high & tall belting out the song!
[notice that the spotlight was on her?! ^^]

well it's been ages since we last had our singing session but this time w/o
sinyee, kenneth, kailin and jasmine..
we shall all go tgh another time okays!? =]

can you spot the difference?! (:

well as usual, notsofunnians always does ohsofunni actions & stuffs.
this time round, we have our 3/5 boyband of notsofunni
to sing one of their fav song-All Or Nothing. [pls watch the vid below]

Presenting: Leon, JingZhi & YeeSeng

they really have nothing in their pockets...
haha```

Next, presenting to you a never seen footage anywhere else but only here!
yes u heard it right, here @ notsofunni.blogspot.com!

vid below will be leon singing the song 'Tell ~~Laura~~ sinyee I Love Her' !

what's soo special about it?!
watch the vid and you will know!

can you feel the love tonight our dear H.R.M?! =P

*giggles

Disclaimer: i'm not responsibility for the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information stated here but contents on this entry is subject to copyright by webmaster! =)

p.s. The above vids are just purely for entertainment, pls do not take it so seriously!

林宇中

2007-06-01T01:10:00.000+08:00

Hey guys!
im here tO update since nO One else is as hardwOrking as i am....

as yOu can see frOm the title Of this pOst, it is nOt gOnna be anything abt nOtsOfunnians.
mb u can say tat as it's abt MY idOl and I AM a part Of nOtsOfunni.

林宇中 will be cOming tO SingapOre real sOon tO prOmOte his latest album, Rynn's in the Rain aka 林宇中。。淋雨中。。

in case you dO nOt knOw whO this chap is, he acts in the 7pm Channel 8 shOw, THE BEGNNING ( 原点). His rOle in the shOw is 铁头.

He's a singer cum cOmpOser. He'll alsO be hOlding his Campus mini cOncert at Republic Polytechnic this 8th June. sO dO lend ur suppOrt.

Guardian Angel, Michelle :))

Get Well

2007-05-09T22:27:00.000+08:00

Notsofunnians please drink lots of water and take good care of yourselves.

ps:i'm really sorry if i had make you guys sick...wo ye bu xiang chuan ge ni men :(

your funniest boss,

yee seng

SENTOSA TRIP!

2007-04-25T20:59:00.000+08:00

hey guys!

im Organising a SentOsa trip On this saturday, 28th April

Please meet at: Harbour FrOnt MRT COntrOl StatiOn

BE THERE BY 10.15AM unless YOU WANNA GET THERE ALONE.

Pls cOntact me if u are nOt gg.

MICHELLE :))

4 Walls

2007-04-19T02:19:00.000+08:00

Yay! Finally my virgin post to the notsofunni blog! At least you can hope for something pure after the JZ's *shake head* post. But I am afraid, judging from the pictures I am about to post, this entry will still be NC16, so everyone, please ensure that no young children are hanging around you while you view this post. It may leave scars in their innocent minds. ;p

Before you start assuming that the focus of this picture is the madness displayed by JZ and Leon, look again... Did you spot how wide HY's mouth can get and also what headless Ken and YS looks like??

Serious already. Serious one. This is the one serious picture they took.

But then they decided that it was not fun being serious, so they went for the cool look. Up and coming boy band in town. Can fight with 5566 already..

But every famous bands have their scandals. This one is no exception. Next time when they become famous, we can use this to blackmail them! WHahahaha!

Finally finally when I thought we could take a decent picture, I was so wrong. When can anything ever be decent with JZ around right? And yes, in case you are wondering, the thing Ken was holding is a banana. And YS cannot for his dear life let go of that doggie. I think it has become his source of security on this fateful night when he felt so vulnerable. ;p

Ok, that's all folks for the interesting stuff. As for the details of it, unfortunately, they are kept within the 4 walls of my house. So if you ever want to find out what you missed, make sure you come for the next chill out session at 10 Chwee Chian View. But no guarantees that SCJ7777H will bring you home. ;p

So, YS, I hope your heart did not like stop beating when you saw a post by me. Hehehehe.. Don't worry lah, we will remember the 4 walls promise.. Brotherhood honour! ;)

Brother Jasmine

Here it goes again..

2007-04-17T20:59:00.000+08:00

As usual, the blog is getting boring, and I wish I can just gossip about ANYTHING I WANT here, but then again I might not live to see tomorrow. So, as usual your friendly and cute and charming and.. never mind. Im just gonna post some jokes, hoping it will lighten and brighten your day!

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

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An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"

"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me that he thinks you're really cute!"

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A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Shit! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

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At a mother-child counseling session, the psychiatrist said “we all have obsessions.” Then, turning to the first mother, he said “you have eating obsession, that’s why you named your daughter “Candy”.

Then turning to the second mom, he said “You have money obsession, that’s why you name your daughter “Penny”.”

Before he could start on the third mother, she was already pulling her son out saying “come on Dick, let’s go...”

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A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.

As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on

."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

"I can't wear your trousers." she said.

"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

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A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York.

The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him.

The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy by laying down 3 conditions:

"First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond."

Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told her the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"

The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation.

"Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France."

The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!"

The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to.

"Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10-inch penis."

A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"

I hope you've enjoyed it as much as I did!

Your Accountant

Jing Cute

PICTURES

2007-04-04T00:09:00.000+08:00

birthday boy :)

1 . 2 .3... blow.....
ps:kenneth you got a cute pout LOL

so this end the minor celebration for Leon :)

your funniest boss,
yee seng

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEON

2007-04-03T22:43:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEON!

planned a mini-celebration for leon , we bought a mango cake and went to school to suprise leon

once agian , HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEON AND MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE :D

your funniest boss,
yee seng

Dedicated tO Zhang Yang Sheng

2007-03-28T03:13:00.000+08:00

hOney, this, i dedicate tO u.
tat'll be us sOme years dOwn the rOad.

lOve,
Guardian Angel.

FOrever

2007-03-26T02:44:00.000+08:00

this is wad i call FOrever Baby.

lOve,
Guardian Angel

Notsofunni Jokes

2007-03-26T02:22:00.000+08:00

This blog is getting so quiet that I can hear Yee Seng's snores all the way from Bukit Panjang! So I'm here to add some colour and ,hopefully, laughter to it.

Here goes:

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me.Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my reportbook tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going toHong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail yourmathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and onWednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?"
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to lookat her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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and my all-time favourite one..

Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

Your handsome Accountant,
Rain

Kenneth's Birthday Celebration!

2007-03-18T21:53:00.000+08:00

Celebrated Kenneth's birthday on 14th march.

Notsofunni-ians =)

last but not least, introducing our new couple of notsofunni :

mich and her "honey" !!! (:

Happy 19th BIRTHDAY KENNETH!

2007-03-14T01:20:00.000+08:00

I wish Kenneth a very Happy 19th Birthday On behalf Of all Notsofunnians!
May u dO well in ur studies and be e mOst successful pilOt in Singapore!
All e way HOney! *Opps* i mean Kenneth!!!

By: Guardian Angel, Michelle

New Department

2007-03-10T02:07:00.000+08:00

Dear all,

It seems that our company has been having some problems lately, one regarding some staff hoping to be promoted to toilet aunty or something. To this, I have come up with a plan, which is to open a new department, led by our members, Geryll, Kailin and WeiCan who shall be appointed as "H.O.P.E"

"H.O.P.E" stands for "Head Of Pest Extermination". Hopefully, with those hopeful individuals, we can have more peaceful days ahead and lesser sexual harrassments done to our boss, who has been suffering from mental shock and twitching at home now.

Please support me.

Thank you very much.

Your accountant,
Jing Zhi

P.S: Don't disappoint us "H.O.P.E"s, you'll all we have now.

mich and the vote

2007-03-10T01:51:00.000+08:00

*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
serena, vOte fOr me
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
give me ur suppOrt can?
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
?
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
for?
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
prOmOtiOn
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
NOOO
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
NO WAY
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
y lei?
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
ll
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
LOL
Dun wan
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
pls la
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
i wanna be angel Of nOtsofunni lei
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
dun wan HODA le
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
NO WAY
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
lol
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
y lei?
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
give ur reasOn ma
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
no reasons
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
u very bu zhi zhu
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
always wan to promote
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
hahas
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
wher gOt always
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
ji jiu yi ci ma
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
*jiu jiu
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
u suppOrt me i suppOrt u fOr ur natiOnals ma
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
den u dun support me lo
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
lidat threaten how can
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
hahahs
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
wOw
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
like tat ar
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
dun wan my suppOrt le ar
*starriiebaby* notsofunni HODA says:
my suppOrt is very impt u nOe?!
Miss Drama- LISTEN, 14 more days. verytired. says:
cos u threaten wad

MICH THREATEN ME, so i hereby announced that my vote is not taken into consideration LOL!

lovayaall! BYE
-meiqian.

VOTE FOR ME!

2007-03-10T01:40:00.000+08:00

Hey guys, Our dear BOss Yuchen has agreed tO prOmOte me as e Guardian Angel Or ChOcOlate angel On e cOnditiOn Of having at least HALF Of e notsofunnian's suppOrt. i prOmise Miracles and peacefulness! sO wad are u waiting fOr?!

VOTE FOR ME NOW! via Our TagbOard~

yOu wOnt regret.

Smiles =)
Michelle

PrOmotiOn PLEASE!~

2007-03-09T01:17:00.000+08:00

Dear all,

I wOuld like tO request fOr a prOmotiOn. I have been pOstitiOned as the Head Of DOmestic Affairs fOr a very lOng and draggy periOd. I strOngly believe that it is time fOr me tO be prOmoted. I am nOt asking fOr much, nOt any GM pOsition. I suggest the pOsitiOn Of Guardian Angel Or perhaps ChOcolate Angel Of Notsofunni.Co. I will definately create Miracles fOr you, my nOtsofunnians.

Please consider it carefully and i hOpe tO hear frOm yOu asap.

Yours sincerely,
MICHELLE =)

Happy 19th BIRTHDAY MEI QIAN!

2007-02-28T23:57:00.000+08:00

NOtsOfunnians wish P.A Serena aka Mei Qian a Happy 19th Birthday!

Notsofunni 1st Vlog!

2007-02-26T03:30:00.000+08:00

tada!

pls listen to it carefully and guess who is who alright?!

leave your comments @ the tagboard pls~ (;

just for laughs````

with love,
webmaster-amanda

survivOr

2007-02-26T02:59:00.000+08:00

Hey EVERYONE

e blOg seems dead man

nO entries fOr sO lOng le

i'll be e saviOur Of this blOg mannnnn

im gOnna REVIVE it

HAHA

hey sOme pics tO share

Kou lOu mee!!!

pix abOve were taken On e last day Of Our ELS PAPER e LAST paper at VIVO CITY!!!!

frm left: mich, amanda, jasmine, serenae abOve were taken at Clarke Quay tOday

mich, amanda, serena camwhOred at PS tOilet!

CANDID! our "funni" bOss Yuchen

Jingzhi wit his very slim BK burger!!!!

Amanda Our webmaster

AbOve were taken On 1st day Of CNY at PS

we went fOr Mid nite Movie- NORBIT

kailin, weihung, hOngyi, serena, mich, Yuchen (ys), leOn, jingzhi and Amanda were present

新年快乐！

2007-02-18T00:21:00.000+08:00

Happy Chinese New Year!

祝大家猪年行大运

财源滚滚来呢！

要开心哦！

p.s : boss de pig foto no nice no nice so i decided to put a nicer one!

see?! my pig more cute hor... =P

(^,~)

with love,

webmaster-amanda

Gong Xi Fai Cai

2007-02-17T23:03:00.000+08:00

Dong Dong Chiang~~ Dong Dong Chiang~~

Gong Xi Fai Cai. Hong Bao Na Lai

okok in less than an hour it will be the Piggy year..woohoo

may of you have a great year ahead and of course lots and lots of Hong Bao :D

HAPPY PIG YEAR!

actually i just put amanda face can liao right :P

your funniest boss,
yee seng

happy valentine notsofunnians.

2007-02-14T10:26:00.000+08:00

HELLO PEOPLE, im here to greet every single one of you a HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. i know on this special and loving day this poor bunch of us still hada stay at home to mug for our last paper, els. but nonetheless! wishing everyone the sweetest valentine's day and may you be loved every single minute every second!

this sweet chocolate cupcake is for you!

lastly,

I LOVE NOT SO FUNNIANS.

*big big hugs*

love,serena

1down2togo

2007-02-09T16:47:00.000+08:00

oh well.
my turn to blog again. one paper down, 2 more to go!

goodie lucks people! and we'll be going to Vivo on 15th feb right? it's it confirmed alrdy?

ohya, i think we all should thank Miss Jasmine for her help in PLW. dont cha agree people?

and i suddenly feel so holiday mood! LOL. i wanna get a tan!

look at that sexy body! GIRLS. work hard towards that!
but for now, happy MUGGING! =P
love, serena!

An entry by your Accountant

2007-02-08T22:31:00.000+08:00

I feel bad from the constant reminder of my er.. funniest boss that I haven posted a single entry yet. So here I am, wishing everyone

good luck for their TEC, PLW and ELS paper!

We'll be partying our ass off when this is all over in Sentosa yea? Girls, bikini pls, and guys (yes this means you too, boss) topless! show some flabby arms and watermelon belly~ :D

Before I end this, I hope to share some jokes with everyone to destress, hopefully.

Here goes:

Wife : Honey..... What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour!

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue doing so.

*************************************************************************

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

*************************************************************************

Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

*************************************************************************

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me: my pretty face or my body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor. "

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."

"Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

Well, thats about it, I hope it has destressed and not depressed you.

Adios!

Your ~~Cute~~ Accountant,

Jing Zhi, a.k.a. Su Ai Ge

Good Luck

2007-02-08T21:25:00.000+08:00

Hello!

So tomorrow is the first paper TEC. My main purpose here is to wish the best of luck to all of you.And also REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR CALCULATOR for tomorrow paper.

pika pika :D

Your funniest Boss,

Yeeseng

Jz's jOke.. NEW JOKE!

2007-02-07T23:24:00.000+08:00

anOther new jOke tOday
regarding TEC agnnnnnnnnnnnnn
hahas

but this is definitely better than V.P Hongyi's
it's frm Jingzhi, Our accountant

here it gOes..........

Wad happens when ther is an Inflationary Gap?
fOr thOse whO dO nOt take EcOnOmics..
like Jasmine........ MB?
*Opps*
it means..
when Real GDP is in excess of the full employment lvl.. wad happens?

ans: the animals wOrk tOo!

u see.. ther's tOo much demand la..

this pOst is brOught u by: Head Of Domestic Affair, Michelle

2007-02-05T20:33:00.000+08:00

Hey all! hope everyone is coping well with their studies for the final year exams(4 days time).
Since friday's paper is economic i shall post economic jokes..

Why study economic??
Because...Economists are armed and dangerous : "Watch out for our invisible hands."

another one
A recession is when your neighbor has lost her job. A depression is when you lose yours.

Facts: RECESSION mean slow down in economy(unemployment) and decrease in GDP
If you rearrange the letters in "Economics", you get "Comic Nose".

Okay thats all.. hope this have lighten everyone up = ).

Hongyi

WHO KILLED SNOWHITE??

2007-01-31T20:22:00.000+08:00

Long long time ago, there live a girl call snowhite, who is very white. She is like a mother to the seven dwarfs, taking care of the dwarfs with all her heart. BUT soon after...their happiness was destroyed.WHY???

ITS THE EVIL WITCH!!! That thinks that she is the prettiest and funniest person in town.However she cannot be the prettiest as there was still snowhite. So inorder to be the prettiest and the funniest, she had to eliminate snowhite.

so one fine day... when snowwhite was sleeping in the 7 dwarfs room, the witch came by and... feed her with the POISON APPLE!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA i alrdy try my best to photoshop this picture! LOL. anw, its all because yeeseng seng says i laugh like a witch and he insist that he's snow white so HERE IS IT!

is hall let him be snowwhite forever!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

yee seng is so pretty after editing!

here again by ur friendly personal assistant!!
Serena!

small steak!

2007-01-31T19:30:00.000+08:00

yos people, this is like my first contribution to notsofunni.com. am in the sch lib with yeeseng, kenneth and jingzhi.

trying to finish our IWD project.

anw, just to say a very funny joke to u all, but i guess after typing it out it will not be funny anymore. =X as usual.

lil' boy and father went to a steak resturant..

waiter: hi sir, how do you want steak to be done?

father: medium.

waiter looks at lil' boy and ask..
waiter: how abt u lil boy?

lil boy: small

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. LAUGH HOR. if u get it u'll laugh. but usually not so clever people dont understand lahh. =D so i'll forgive you.

before i sign off i'll post a big ass picture of us at bbq night long long time ago.

some of the not so funnians but some of dem missing.

* i post this picture because i think YEESENG is super ugly in here. LAUGH PPL LAUGH!

loves
Serena!

.

WHERE IS MY $5?!

2007-01-27T23:58:00.000+08:00

went tOwn tO shOp..
cOnsists Of hOng yi, Yuchen, Amanda, Jingzhi , leOn and MEEEEEEEEE (Michelle)

hOng yi left first b4 we met..
b4 tat, e guys shOpped On their Own

aft all e shOpping, e 5 Of us went Mac tO chill Out
guess wad Happened everyOne?!
Yuchen drOpped his $5 NOte while carrying e tray Of ice- cream back frm e cOunter!
HAHA
all Of us luffed la

there was a $2 nOte wit it...
instead.. it was e $5 which drOpped...
Or did it jus disappeared like tat?!

nO pics.. nO videO..
but Yuchen's expressiOn was damn funniiiiiii.......
*scratched head*
*HUH?!* kinda lOok..
hahas.
finder's keeper, lOser's weeper!
sO many ppl were ther....
nO One actualli returned it tO him.. he walked back.. it cudnt be fOund la

Ok...
cOnsOlatiOn time.....
u lOse smth, u gain smth..
gO Yuchen!

Dinner at ChOmp ChOmp

2007-01-25T23:24:00.000+08:00

Today nOtsOfunni.cO had an Outing tO ChOmp ChOmp fOr dinner

Onli 7 were present
P.A, Serena and Member, Kailin, Geryll and cOnsultant LeOn were nOt present
anyway, PICS time!
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EnjOy urself!
pics taken in e aftn
AMANDA, HONG YI, YUCHEN AND I went tO e COffee Bean tO STUDY
erms nOt Yuchen whO slacked..

we.

web-master, Amanda
We.

wad hairsytle, amanda!

Yuchen and Hongyi

dinner was at 6 plus when Sinyee, Jingzhi and Kenneth came.

FOod was: Stingray, Hokkien Mee, Satay Bee Hoon, Fried Oyster and rOjak

aft dinner we headed tO Chartwell Drive Park

Spidermen????

erms.. is that Our V.P?!

me..sinyee..amanda..

Kenneth!

the gh***?

the Spastic??

JingZhi camwhOred secretly..

enuff Of pics?
lOoking fOrward tO Our next pOst?
mOre pics??
stay tuned tO notsofunni.blogspot.com
@anyday, anytime.

this is brought you by The Head Of Domestic Affairs, Michelle Ang

Pictures!

2007-01-24T22:12:00.000+08:00

Notsofunni.co is getting too wordy, so to make it more exciting,
i shall post some of the photos of notsofunni-ians over the past few weeks...
but of cos, all our photos revolves around our very own boss, mr lee, as he's the
most scandalous among us hha.

start of photos :

scandal one

woo~ isn't that our president n accountant?!
how 'special' is their relationship? find out in the next picture..

so now everyone get it!? =P

boss in action again..
not listening in lecture.
leon, our consultant can be seen in the bg too.
[thanks to our Chauffeur-kenneth for providing the pic]

part of notsofunni-ians wearing black last monday.
oh-so-black``` =)

then, yesterday during lecture, we had this really cute meninpink.

wanna know who's behind it?!

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jiangjiang~

他就是kenneth!
our very own Chauffeur...
(:

next, we had our forever camera-shy HR manager-sinyee.

她也就是卖火柴的小女孩呢。。

Alright, before ending this entry.
lets take a look @ our ex-infamous couple of notsofunni.co !
[caught in the act yesterday]

scandal two
michelle de head of domestic affair scheming in action:

act one scene one!

what do u think mich's trying to do!?

act two scene one

so she's actually trying to 'attack' mr lee while he's not aware..
hoho~

act three scene one

mission accomplished!
=P

so that's all for today's post!
cheers~

posted by: webmaster (^<>^)\/

Head Of Domestic Affair

2007-01-21T01:08:00.000+08:00

Hi everyOne!
Thanks fOr ur suppOrt fOr notsofunni.co
I'm Michelle, the Head Of Domestic Affair cum the fiance Of Yuchen aka President Lee

Pls dO nOt be tOo Happy fOr me yet yea..
You must be thinking: WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
perhaps u shd ask him fOr tat.. Or seek fOr mOre infO frOm Our fellOw notsofunni members

erms...
mb i shd not trOuble them la
jus ans all Of u here..

the reason Of my sOrrOws is that Yuchen refuse tO acknowledge me!
im sO sad..
will sOmeOne pls help me to persuade him tO dO sO?
even thOu i nOe he's 嘴硬心软
hahas

WHERE IS LAH?

2007-01-20T01:28:00.000+08:00

hihi this is President Lee typing , since it's so quiet over here i shall update :)

i demand of you to laugh after reading this

Hong Yi says:
orh..
Hong Yi says:
so the winners nv come lah
Mr Left Footy " TANGLED " says:
where is lah
Mr Left Footy " TANGLED " says:
how they go lah
Hong Yi says:
haiz..
Mr Left Footy " TANGLED " says:
WRONG
Mr Left Footy " TANGLED " says:
not haizz
Mr Left Footy " TANGLED " says:
is HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

breakthrough

2007-01-15T14:01:00.000+08:00

hello! this is the first time im blogging. wad a breakthrough! 请多多指教 V ( ^ - ^ ) v

- ken -

跟我一起唱

2007-01-12T16:20:00.000+08:00

大家好！

最近一直都在下雨。。。天气很冷对吗？

让我来给你一点点的温暖

跟我一起唱
“有谁来买我的火柴。。。”

我是卖火柴的小女孩。。。

哈哈哈

温暖了吧。。。

我是神秘人物***

CRM Presentation!

2007-01-09T21:16:00.000+08:00

Video

Posted by :
Webmaster Amanda
(^,^o)\/

2007-01-09T01:03:00.001+08:00

Hihi! this is President Lee,

First of all , i need to clarify something the joke that i about to type now is NOT FROM ME

it's from our Personal Assistant - Serena

Do you know what's the local version of snowqueen?

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*Drum Roll please* The answer is THE ICE KACHANG QUEEN
Let us give a round of applause to our Personal Assistance-Serena

The start of a not so funny company!

2007-01-05T19:11:00.000+08:00

hihi! this is President Lee typing, your attention please!
with encouragement from my fellow "notsofunnyians" we decided to create this blog
in this blog we will update our daily jokes, and through this blog, we will access our thoughts and feelings into it.

Mr President Lee,
your sincerely